Winebard’s Wedding

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When a day goes so perfectly, it is hard to find appropriate words to express my gratitude.  When that day is my wedding day, I find myself at a complete loss of words.  In a scene framed by God’s beauty, surrounded by vines, and a vista overlooking a valley that gives life to each grape, I married the most wonderful man.  My passion of wine and the love of my life converged, and the symbolism of the setting deepend the meaning of our vows.  We stood at the top of that hill at Michel-Schlumberger and we might as well have been on the top of the world.

KB_226When we arrived at Michel-Schlumberger the previous day, we were greeted by the friendly staff who were a little bit frantic about a power loss.  We had driven by a tree that had fallen on some wires on our way up to the winery that had knocked out most of the power to the Dry Creek valley.  Ah, the tension between the land and technology rested for a while on that day.  Although I said the staff was a little frantic, I say this in a context that is miles away from the frantic disruption that I am used to experiencing in the city.  We all sat outside with a couple of guests and discussed places to eat that night (of which there was no shortage and we could have spent a month here and gained a lot of weight before we had experienced all the food the valley had to offer).

After getting set up in the guest suite, we drove to the town of Healdsburg to eat some ridiculously good food.  I mean, KB_281Lobster rolls, calamari, and ceviche so delicious and mouth watering that a west coast girl such as myself was in Heaven.  Then, hoping that the power was restored by the time we were finished indulging ourselves, we rolled back up to the winery in the dark.  And it was dark that greeted us.  No matter.  Sometimes the greatest moments are a result of circumstances beyond our control– this was one of those moments.  By the lights of our cell phones, we searched the winery high and low, through cupboards and drawers, for a flashlight.  Which we found in our bedside tables. With that light, we found some tealights and matches and enjoyed the most romantic evening in our suite.  I believe I had a 2002 Michel-Schlumberger Pinot Noir with rich notes of jubilee cherries, and hints of cinnamon.  I can still almost taste that wine if I close my eyes…

KB_006The next morning, after an official tour of the winery, I took off to get my hair done and Brent set about trying to calm his nerves.  One of the ladies from the office came to help me with my dress,  and brought me a Pinot Blanc while I waited for the pastor and photographer to arrive to calm my nerves.  Jim Morris, the Director of Consumer Sales and Marketing, who arranged this whole magical event for us, rang the big old estate bell with gusto to indicate to the groom that his bride was on her way up the hill.

KB_295Our ceremony was beyond what I had dreamed or imagined, Jim live tweeted the vows and even a Goodyear blimp suitably flew by!  Our pastor shared sage advice and encouragement with us and we had a communion with, of course, Michel-Schlumberger Pinot Noir.  Communion wine should always be this good.  After the ceremony and the pictures, we went to eat another embarrassingly good meal in Healdsburg at Zin.  We even had our first dance in the town square!  Every Tuesday evening in the Summer, the whole town of Healdsburg gathers in the square to listen to jazz and blues while they dance, drink wine, and eat picnics.  A friendly toothless man offered to take a little video of our first dance.

Again, we rolled our bloated and over-satiated selves back up to the winery.  As tasty as it was, the decadent chocolate fudge sundae might have been a delicious mistake.  We toasted a perfect beginning to a wonderful life together with the superb champagne from Jim and after a deliriously fantastic day, we promptly dozed off in a deep ’schlumber’.

KB_247The pictures are amazing, but much like my words, they hardly do the day justice.  Jim and the winery staff were so gracious and wonderful and as we left, I felt a pang of sadness to leave this slice of heaven that they shared with us.  A huge thank you to everyone at Michel-Schlumberger for making our special day even more special than we could have ever imagined, and another thank you to all of our ‘guests’ on Twitter for all of your warm cyber wishes.  Both me and Mr. Winebard are swelling with joy (and good food) from all of the warm memories that we shared!

For more pictures, click here for a slideshow put together by our photographer.

A Tale of a Scurvy Swab and his Wench

Honeymoon 110Hear ye and gather ’round as I share with ye a tale of two scallywags who took th’ plunge an’ hitched themselves at th’ Winery o’ the Twisted Oak.

(Must change back to ye olde English, cuz my pirate speak be rusty and the online pirate translators aren’t much help.)

Jeff “El Jefe” Stai made an offer that was hard to refuse when he suggested that we say our vows at his annual Skullz release party,  so we spent an afternoon thrift shopping and assembling our pirate fan fare to have a rehearsal pirate wedding.  After El Jefe kindly allowed us to use his shower after our harrowing motel experience the night before, we bedecked and adorned ourselves in pirate fashion and proceeded to the Cave Loot at Twisted Oak.

The winery is near the town of Murphy on a hill dressed in vines speckled with ripened fruit and crested with a twisty 350 year old Californian blue oak.  Scallywags and Wenches were running amok with excitement to preview the winery’s treasured wines.  Tours were being led through the caves below, where barrels were plundered by thieves (A device used to suck wine samples out of a barrel is called a Wine Thief) and the Twisted Few Wine Club members sampled wines to be released next year.  The cave was suitably dressed with sculls, gold, jewels, and rubber chickens.

Honeymoon 122The crowd was jovial and festive and my dear scurvy swab (who, as you know, knows only a little about wine) volunteered himself to lead a tour through the caves.  He had followed a few tours already and was confident that he had grasped the important notes to share with the crew. I was so proud of him, that I followed along and poured the tastings as he fielded questions with the sage suggestion to ask Jeff when they return to the crush pad.

We sampled:

  • Sir Ron Yay (What it sounds like.  A tasty blend of Syrah and Viognier)
  • Torcido (a twisted little Grenacha)
  • Petite Sirah (and the only thing little about it is the name)
  • Parcel 17 (a killer wine, but a smaller yield this year.  Snatch this one up fast.)
  • The Spaniard (Brix Chix says it all)

As the afternoon sun beat us down, er, beat down on us, the time for the crew of looters to witness our vows drew near.  We gathered around the crush pad and the Captain El Jefe sharpened his sword, I had another glass of wine, and Brent ate another chicken wing.  We spoke our vows as follows:

“I,  Captain Brent, take thee, Karen to be me wench.  To supply ye with chests of treasure and to protect ye from hostile boardings.  Through rough seas and calm, through shipwrecks and scurvy.  To listen to ye as ye babble on about interwebs and empty bottles of wine.  And on the nights of revelry [as that night turned out to be], when yer account of sobriety has been overdrawn, I shall come forth and carry thee home [oh, so true...].  YARR.”

To which I replied with:

” I, Maid Karen, take thee, Brent to be me scurvy swab.  To bring thee thy sword and tend to ye after battle.  Through fierce battles and calm, through bar fights and keel-haulings.  To listen to ye as ye babble on about the Mariners and empty bottles of ale.  And on the nights of revelry, when yer account of sobriety is becoming overdrawn, I’ll ensure thy goblet is flowing with run, grog, and swish.  YARR.”

With that, we exchanged eye patches.

Brent, Me, and El Jefe

Brent, Me, and El Jefe

I would have loved to share a video of these sacred vows, but the camera failed.  Not once, or twice, but three attempts to film this scene of romantic bliss failed.  We do have pictures and fond memories of the intimate moment we shared at Twisted Oak.  El Jefe’s bounteous hospitality derserves many cheers and endless wishes that his cask may never be empty.

The night of revelry continued with friends (Thea and Liza) at the Murphy’s Bar with bottles of wine and Karaoke.  It carried through a cemetary that fascinated me with memories American cinematic folklore all the way to El Jefe’s house where we drank from his cellar until my, er, account of sobriety went bankrupt.

A huge thank you to El Jefe for his generosity in hosting us at his winery and house.  And gracias for the rubber chicken “El Polo Loco” who enjoyed his travels with us throughout Sonoma and Napa.

Where Not to Stay in Californ-I-A

Sometimes you get what you Paid for…

 The drive down was long and tiring; I sat in the passenger seat and played solitaire for about 8 hours of it (I won three times and I never win).  I quit when my thumb started feeling kind of numb and my shoulder ached a little.  It’s a good thing that Brent kept pointing out the scenic points so that I didn’t miss them.  The sights were really beautiful; we passed Mount Shasta when the lighting was just perfectly casting shadows on its ridges.  And I really didn’t mind the distraction from my solitaire. 

In Redding, I had my first In-N-Out burger.  I walked in prepared with the secret menu memorized: Animal Style burger and fries well done.  Oh, and it was good.  I watched them make my fries from potatoes!  Real potatoes.  They washed the spuds and pushed the fries out of the potato puncher.  I’m not even sure that Mc Donald’s fries are made from anything organic.  We grabbed a list of all of the IN-N-Out locations on the way out.  Something tells me that I will be dieting when I get home.  I was so pleased that I began snapping pictures that nearly got us kicked out.

 Fast forward now to why I feel so dirty and gross and need a shower to wash Stockton out of my hair.  Now if you are from Stockton and think it’s a lovely place, then we obviously took the wrong exit.  Or perhaps you might need glasses.  We noticed that the signs for Gas, Food, and Lodging were conspicuously absent in California.  Or hidden.  It was getting very late and we needed a place to rest our weary over-travelled, over-solitaired bodies.  Since all we could find were motel-hotels, we assumed that maybe it’s a California standard and they aren’t all that bad.  It was that bad and if they should decide to erect a sign for tourists it should read something like, “Move along – nothing to see here”. 

We knew how wrong we were as soon as we paid and walked into a room that smelled a lot like cream of mushroom soup.  And the bathroom light didn’t work.  And there were ashes on the desk.  So this is what we paid $45 for.  Also, I am really glad that we decided at the last minute to bring our own pillows from home. 

The night was restless as I worried about what kind of critters were roaming around in the dark and neurotically kept checking the sheets.  I managed to have a few weird dreams before we were rudely wakened by a rooster.  Yes.  A rooster.  At 4:00 am.  Once we had had enough (and not enough sleep), we forwent showers after we saw the state of the bathroom in the daylight.

Ah, yes, the daylight revealed many things to us.  Like the building across the street that also looked like a hotel.  In the dark, I thought I saw a sign that said “Bug Free Zone” on the side of the building which I thought was faily odd to begin with.  In the daylight, the building may have once been a hotel but now had fencing all around it (it seemed that most places in Stockton have fencing), and the sign clearly said, “Drug Free Zone”.  There was a basketball hoop in the yard and some rough looking dudes wandering around.  (Mom, if you are reading this, we are OK.  Really.)

 I think I handled all of this pretty well for a girl.  I had a little fit last night, but didn’t insist on leaving.  Probably because we were so tired, or because it was too dark to see what else was around us.  We just finished breakfast at Denny’s and are now heading off to Twisted Oak for a pirate party.  I hope with every greasy hair on my head that El Jefe has a shower that I can use.

Oh yeah, and since I have made you all wait long enough I shall tell you how I made my decision.  In true Canadian form, I couldn’t really pick one and not the other and since their offers made it possible to do this: I picked both.  Saturday, August 15th we will have a pirate wedding at Twisted Oak during their annual Twisted Few Looting party. and then on the 18th we will be wed privately at Michel Schlumberger Winery.  We are really excited to be here and experience the awesome hospitality of these two wineries. I will post as often as I am able.

(I am posting this a day late as I wasn’t near a connection long enough.)

Time’s Up!

I am amazed at how quickly time has crept past and now here I am packing at the 11th hour and finishing up some work before we leave at some ridiculous hour tomorrow morning.  In a little bit we will be wiping sleep out of our eyes as we begin our wedded journey to California.  Every few minutes I poke my head up from what I am doing and either yell at Brent to bring something to me (why can’t he read my mind?) or to marvel at the adventure that awaits.
Ok, ok… enough sappy reflection:  Who will it be?  Twisted Oak or Michel Schlumberger?
Given the short time frame to set all of this up, I am doubly blessed with these two ideal (unique!) and picturesque vineyards to choose from.  These very accommodating wineries haven’t made this decision easy with offering their delicious wines and varying accomodations!  Let me add that neither of those luxuries were expected nor requested, they offered them freely in pure competitive brawn.  Over the last few days the tensions rose, the competition heated up, and the banter increased.  I deliberated.  Brent offered support in between his NHL09 innings.  Swords were brandished, challenges were made, and wine was drunk.
At long last, I made my tough decision.

Both!

Now, I seriously must finish packing and maybe rest a little before we take off.
Winebard, out.

Entry #2 – Location, Location, Location!

This second entry came to us from Jim at Michel-Schlumberger Wine Estate in the form of a lovely letter addressed to both of us.  Brent is a little unsure about marrying into the “WineBard” name, but he is very progressive like that.  I mean, he is okay with me planning our wedding for everyone to see on the internets, isn’t he?

The setting that Jim describes here is breathtaking– and what else would you except from the Dry Creek Valley?  I haven’t experienced their wines first-hand, but I have heard amazing reviews and have plans to fix that very soon.  What do you think?

My Dearest WineBard and Mr. WineBard To Be,

Reverend Jim Morris

MS-entranceI would like to formally request your presence for a wedding that will be held at our site on Tuesday, August 18th.  It will be held at one of a number of possible locations on the Michel Schlumberger Wine Estate property.

The wedding will either be by our gorgeous spring fed lake surrounded by our 100+ acre organically farmed vineyards,View from Blocque Rico

or in our amazing courtyard which looks gorgeous anytime, even at dusk.

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You may also choose our barrel room, where the intimacy will be enhanced by the aromas of gently aging wines.

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More than likely, it will be from the top block of our estate where you will have views of several appellations including Napa, Lake County, Alexander Valley, Dry Creek Valley, Russian River Valleys.

JIMIt may be officiated by a bonafide wine professional, me, who also serves as a licensed minister.

Afterward, the newlyweds will retire to their guest suite at the winery where they will enjoy the frivolity and delights of newly wedded bliss while enjoying amazing Michel Schlumberger wines.

Suite OneWe do so hope you can attend this affair.  Oh, and you will be our guests for the entire event.  You have to write amazing things about us in your blog and send all of your Canadian friends down to visit us even though they can’t buy our wines and bring them home with them or ship them.

Are you in?

Yours in Bacchus,

Yes, being Canadian does limit the amount of wine that we can schlep across the border, but I assure you that I will find a way.

Also, I suddenly realize that this is going to be a REALLY tough decision!  Each winery is so beautiful and worth the trip alone.  As if his offer wasn’t enticing enough, Jim just emailed me again to let me know that they have gorgeous rose bushes; they can make sure that there will be roses in whichever location the vows would take place.

The competition is really heating up and I just know that my heart will struggle with deciding.

*Note* I did a little edit of Jim’s letter.  Michel Schlumberger is too beautiful a location to have broken image links. :-)

Entry #1 – A Twisted Wedding

For the first entry, this one came as a real surprise! Not only is Jeff from Twisted Oak Winery, offering me a unique “pirate” wedding, but he is suggesting I change my wedding date to August 15th.  I have to admit, having a pirate wedding with his “Twisted Few” would be a once in a lifetime experience.  Kooky guests, catered food, and lets not forget the amazing wine!

cavelootI sampled a few of his wines at the Wine Bloggers’ Conference a couple of weeks ago, and was very impressed by both his Grenacha and “Skullz”.  Jeff was the guy at the conference who towered over little me and carried around a sack of rubber chickens.

I have no doubt that if I accepted either of his options that this wedding would be one for the books.  What do you think?

Our first proposal continues to be moving your wedding to August 15th so that you could have a Twisted Pirate Wedding during our annual Cave
Looting. As our special guests of honor, you would have dozens of our
Twisted Few wine club members dressed piratically to send you on your
walk off the plank of wedded bliss. And of course you would enjoy the
great food and special wines that we plan to serve that day.

If that isn’t possible, your Twisted Wedding would be held at our
hilltop location in Vallecito, Calaveras County, CA. With 120 acres,
you actually have a choice of locations, including underneath the
actual Twisted Oak tree (a 350 year old California Blue Oak), or in
the Tempranillo vineyard underneath a dead pirate – just for two
examples. A stately rubber chicken honor guard will be provided as an
escort.

As a card carrying minister in the Universal Life Church, I am legally
empowered to perform the ceremony for you, if you would like. Wine
served before, during and/or after the ceremony would of course be
provided by Twisted Oak Winery. We could even do a cave tour and do
some barrel tastings.

You would have several lodging options to choose from, not the least
of which would be camping at the winery itself – which affords a
nearly 360 degree view of a real night sky. Indoor plumbing would be
available for your convenience. If you prefer other lodgings, we would
work with any of the several options in the town of Murphys to fit
your budget. The most romantic location in my opinion is the Dunbar
House – the breakfasts are killer!

Of course, most of the above would also apply to the pirate option….;)

Links:

Weddings at Twisted Oak

Cave Looting

Past Cave Loot pictures

More Cave Loot pictures

Dunbar House

Pirate tree (try to imagine this without snow)

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Popping the Big Question

In a few short weeks, my fiance and I will be leaving to get married.  Naturally, it will be in wine country– Napa or Sonoma.  Napa would be my first choice because I work in wine and my fiance works in auto parts.  I think that’s clever, but it’s beside the point.  We really want to make this happen as simply as possible on vineyard; between the vines.  To be more specific (due to local laws), we plan on saying our vows with only a pastor and a photographer present.  That’s all.  I’ve got the dress, the shoes, and the guy, but we still need a vineyard on which to make this official.

I am inviting vineyards in Napa and Sonoma to consider hosting our entourage of four on August 18, 2009 for our vows.  We seek a very intimate setting surrounded by the glorious beauty of vines so alive and ripe with symbolism.

KISSMy K.I.S.S list:

  1. Rose bushes at the end of the rows of vines
  2. Picturesque location for Wedding photos
  3. Can accommodate four people for about one hour on Aug 18th
  4. No staff, or event space required from the vineyard

BONUS: Will hold a video camera for 10 mins or be our witness

***Please note that my K.I.S.S list isn’t set in stone. If you think that your winery and vineyards have something different to offer, I invite you change my mind!***

If you would like to invite us to get hitched on your land, you can email me at winebard@gmail.com with a brief description of your winery and why your vineyard would be perfect for our special day.  I will be posting the entries here as they come in and notifying the chosen winery on August 14.  The official announcement will be made on the wedding day, followed by a post of how it went.

Please email me no later than August 13 at 4pm PST, this bride has some planning to do!

* If you are Media and would like to participate in spreading the word, please link me so that I can include as a participant on here.  I also have a button for you to add to your blog.